Did Julius Caesar die on March 15, 44 B.C.? Some say he was tipped off by a CIA informant about the plot against his life. Caesar hired a double to take his place at the Senate that fateful morning. It was the double who was killed.
Caesar escaped and went to Mexico where he got into the salad-making business. During an interview Caesar said, "I had it with politics. You don't know who your friends are. The instant you turn your back someone is sticking a knife in it."
Recently, some UFO abductees say they saw Caesar serving his salad to the aliens on board a flying saucer. The abductees say that the aliens are keeping Caesar alive forever because they love his salad.
Adolph Hitler dismissed the Ides of March Conspiracy. Hitler said, "Suggesting that anyone can fake his or her death and live in another country is ridiculous."
