Showing posts with label past. Show all posts
Showing posts with label past. Show all posts
Saturday, May 12, 2018
Thursday, January 21, 2016
SOME QUESTIONS AT A GROCERY STORE
Do fish aspire to end up in a grocery store?
Can you use tomato paste to glue food?
Do avocados ever advocate?
If there is pasta, then where can I find a presenta and a futura?
Do beans fart? If so, then how do they say, "Excuse me"? Can beans talk?
Does the butcher ever pig-out?
Do the ghosts of dead cows haunt the meat department?
Shouldn't you get a discount on your groceries if you use self checkout?
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
I WISH SOMEONE WOULD READ THIS
Labels:
bird,
future,
heart,
HUMAN BEINGS,
idiom,
idiot,
intelligent design,
Jesus,
leak,
Love,
past,
plumbing,
poop,
scientific study,
see dots,
shark,
traffic reports,
ufo,
voices in my head,
wish
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