SOME MUSINGS DURING MY ESCAPE . . .

Am I responsible for these words?



Does night work at all during the day?



Is Surrealism Realism after he was knighted?

Should I be grateful that I can appreciate things?



What do condoms use for protection?



Is there something fishy about a vegetarian shark?

Is it safe to be around a maniac playing with knives? 



Am I all here, or is some of me there?



Will we ever run out of The Ends?

 

MY LIFE AS A KAYAK or RANDOM THOUGHTS ON A PIECE OF PAPER

Would you buy meat from a butcher named Jack Ripper?

I had a dream that I was a mountain on a golf course.  Everyone hated me.

A true Canadian dog barks in English and French.

I put my money where my mouth is and discovered that money is not as good as food.

A cutting board will not protect you from ultra violet light.

Has anyone ever been attacked by a shark while surfing the Internet?

People eat rye bread.  Philosophers eat why bread.

 

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD READ THIS