Am I responsible for these words?
Does night work at all during the day?
Is Surrealism Realism after he was knighted?
Should I be grateful that I can appreciate things?
What do condoms use for protection?
Is there something fishy about a vegetarian shark?
Is it safe to be around a maniac playing with knives?
Am I all here, or is some of me there?
Will we ever run out of The Ends?
What did the door ask the floor?
"Are you sure you don't swing?"
What did Nodoff say to Nap?
"You can't judge a bed by its covers."
What did the chair say to Salvador Dali?
"I am not a pipe."
What did Salvador Dali say to the chair?
"Of course not, you melting clock!"
What did the walnut say to the hammer?
"You crack me up!"
What did the hammer say to the nail?
"I didn't know nuts could talk."
What did the book say to the writer?
"Page me."
What did the The say to the End?
"We have to stop meeting like this or else people will start to talk."
