THINGS THAT THINGS SAY

What did the door ask the floor?
"Are you sure you don't swing?" 


What did Nodoff say to Nap?
"You can't judge a bed by its covers."

What did the chair say to Salvador Dali?
"I am not a pipe."

What did Salvador Dali say to the chair?
"Of course not, you melting clock!"


What did the walnut say to the hammer?
"You crack me up!"

What did the hammer say to the nail?
"I didn't know nuts could talk."


What did the book say to the writer?
"Page me."


What did the The say to the End?
"We have to stop meeting like this or else people will start to talk."