All human beings are mortal.
Jack is a human being.
Therefore, Jack is 42 years old.
If this is true, then it is.
A: What is the difference between life and real life?
B: I dunno.
A: Real
Are there stars in the sky, or is the sky in a laundry basket waiting to be washed?
A: Is there a difference between a tool and a rock?
B: Yes.
A: What is the difference?
B: A tool is Jack, who is 42 years old, and a rock is hard to eat.
A: Is it illegal to break the law?
B: I think so.
A: If it isn't illegal to break the law, then it should be.
All human beings are critical thinkers except for most of them.
Two plus two equals four, except when four identifies as forty-seven. In that case, two plus two equals forty-seven.
A: All human beings have the ability to reason well.
B: But do they?
A: Do they what?
B: Do human beings reason well?
A: I never met Reason Well, but I know his brother Well.
I feel great when I see Well Well!
B: Is this The End?
A: It's possible.
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