Human Logic?

All human beings are mortal.

Jack is a human being.

Therefore, Jack is 42 years old.

If this is true, then it is.

A:  What is the difference between life and real life?

B:  I dunno.

A:  Real

Are there stars in the sky, or is the sky in a laundry basket waiting to be washed?

A:  Is there a difference between a tool and a rock?

B:  Yes.

A:  What is the difference?

B:  A tool is Jack, who is 42 years old, and a rock is hard to eat.

A:  Is it illegal to break the law?

B:  I think so.

A:  If it isn't illegal to break the law, then it should be.

All human beings are critical thinkers except for most of them.

Two plus two equals four, except when four identifies as forty-seven.  In that case, two plus two equals forty-seven.

A:  All human beings have the ability to reason well.

B:  But do they?

A:  Do they what?

B:  Do human beings reason well?

A:  I never met Reason Well, but I know his brother Well.  

      I feel great when I see Well Well!

B:  Is this The End?

A:  It's possible.

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What Happened to garybjohnston.com?

What happened to garybjohnston.com?  Here are some possible answers:

-  COVID

-  The liberals banned it

-   Climate change

-  My homework ate it, and the dog

-  J.R. shot it

-   It went to Egypt and got lost in the pyramids

-  It is too embarrassed to show itself.  Aliens gave it an anal probe,              and the tube is stuck

-  Jeffrey Epstein put it in his files

-  It was sold into slavery

-  The conservatives banned it 

-  Eaten by cannibals who subsequently died from laughter

-  It ran off to join the circus, but settled for a position in the                         Parliament Buildings

And finally, you cannot find garybjohnston.com because the cow jumped over the moon,

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