Does a groundhog seeing its shadow have anything to do with Black History?
Do invisible groundhogs ever see their shadows?
Why did the ground hog cross the road?
It was following a chicken's shadow.
Why did another groundhog cross the road?
It didn't. Roadkill.
A groundhog walks into a bar looking so sad and the bartender says, "What's wrong?"
The groundhog says, "Gimme a stiff drink. My shadow left me for Peter Pan."
(I used the following joke before, and am using it again because I have a bad memory.)
Jian Ghomeshi saw his shadow this morning, and it was Bill Cosby.
"Mommy, why do people think we can forecast the weather with our shadows?" asked the little groundhog.
"Who knows?" said the mother. "People think a lot of silly things."
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