Friday, February 12, 2016

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

"What does this picture have to do with questions and answers?"
"Who knows?"


"Will public transit have delays in the afterlife?"
"Probably.  Things take an eternity  over there."


"Is it possible to find a higher love?"
"Yes, with a willing partner you can find it on an airplane."


"Are women equal to men?"
"No, women are superior."  


"What are human beings?"
"Everything, including Earth, can get incurable diseases."


"What's the difference between natural health and health?"
"Natural health is natural."


"Why?"
"Because."


"Are flying saucers real?"
"Ask anyone in a stormy marriage."



"When will it all end?"
"Now." 

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