QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

"What does this picture have to do with questions and answers?"
"Who knows?"


"Will public transit have delays in the afterlife?"
"Probably.  Things take an eternity  over there."


"Is it possible to find a higher love?"
"Yes, with a willing partner you can find it on an airplane."


"Are women equal to men?"
"No, women are superior."  


"What are human beings?"
"Everything, including Earth, can get incurable diseases."


"What's the difference between natural health and health?"
"Natural health is natural."


"Why?"
"Because."


"Are flying saucers real?"
"Ask anyone in a stormy marriage."



"When will it all end?"
"Now." 

WAYS TO IMPROVE . . .

Improve your computer skills . . .  Get a brain transplant making sure the brain comes from a geek.

Improve your memory . . . Start hanging out with elephants.  Studies prove that people who hang out with elephants never forget.

Improve your writing . . . Plagiarize.

Improve your self-confidence . . . Carry a big stick.

Improve your health . . . Stay away from doctors.

Improve the opinion others have of your abilities . . . Lie.

But wait . . . There's more!  (But not today.  Perhaps another time.)