CAPTION THIS!

WAYS TO IMPROVE . . .

Improve your computer skills . . .  Get a brain transplant making sure the brain comes from a geek.

Improve your memory . . . Start hanging out with elephants.  Studies prove that people who hang out with elephants never forget.

Improve your writing . . . Plagiarize.

Improve your self-confidence . . . Carry a big stick.

Improve your health . . . Stay away from doctors.

Improve the opinion others have of your abilities . . . Lie.

But wait . . . There's more!  (But not today.  Perhaps another time.)