I AM GRATEFUL

I am grateful for my shoes.  If it wasn't for my shoes, then I wouldn't have a sole.



I am grateful for mountains.  If it wasn't for mountains, then we wouldn't have molehills.



I am grateful for my bicycle.  If it wasn't for my bicycle, then there would be less dust in my storage unit.



I am grateful for children.  If it wasn't for children, then I would have no mentors.



I am grateful for ceremony.  If it wasn't for ceremony, then I wouldn't have a cerebank account.



I am grateful for birds.  If it wasn't for birds, then people would never wash their cars.



I am grateful for roads.  If it wasn't for roads, then we would have a buildup on one side of chickens.



I am grateful for religion.  If it wasn't for religion, then we wouldn't have hatred and wars. 



I am grateful for cats.  If it wasn't for cats then we would have less pictures on Facebook. 



I am grateful for grateful.  If it wasn't for grateful, then I couldn't be grateful.

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BIRTHDAYS AND BIRTH CERITFICATES

I was born on my birthday.  Funny how that worked out.  It works out that way for most people, but there are some people who were not born on their birthdays.  For some reason their birth certificates have a different date than the day they were born.

Many years ago, friends of mine decided to have their daughter at home.  No hospital.  No doctor.  They used a midwife. 

After their daughter was born, they went to the government to register their daughter's birth.  The government refused to accept the registration, and issue a birth certificate, because their daughter was not born in a hospital under the supervision of a doctor.  Essentially the government told my friends that their daughter was never born because she was not born in a hospital under the supervision of a doctor.

I have often wondered why trees, birds, animals, insects, etc., do not have birth certificates.  Now I know.   It is because they were not born in a hospital under the supervision of a doctor.