ON FLIES

"Why did the fly cross the road?"
"I don't know."
"It was in a pair of pants worn by a chicken."



 A fly walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What will it be?"
"I'll have a beer please," said the fly.
The bartender brings the fly a beer.  The fly takes one sip and spits it out.
"This beer tastes like shit!" said the fly.
"I know," said the bartender, "I thought you'd like it."

"I'm glad dogs care," said one fly to another.
"Really?  Why is that?" asked the other fly.
And the fly replied, "Because dogs give a shit."

 

A fly walked into a bar.  The bartender swatted it  and that was it.

MORE QUESTIONS?

 

WHAT IF . . . .

What if circles were square?  How would square balls bounce?  What would jockstraps look like?

What if Hamlet wrote William Shakespeare?  Would William Shakespeare  be or not be a good play?

What if J.K. Rowling smoked hairy pot?

What if revolving doors sang "Come on baby light my fire" over and over and over again?

What if a hospital got sick?  Where would it go?

What if the Law of Gravity fell?  Would it break?

What if dogs loved to hang around fly poop?  Would fire hydrants be jealous?

What if low prices took drugs?  Would they get high?

What if you were not reading this?