ON FLIES

"Why did the fly cross the road?"
"I don't know."
"It was in a pair of pants worn by a chicken."



 A fly walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What will it be?"
"I'll have a beer please," said the fly.
The bartender brings the fly a beer.  The fly takes one sip and spits it out.
"This beer tastes like shit!" said the fly.
"I know," said the bartender, "I thought you'd like it."

"I'm glad dogs care," said one fly to another.
"Really?  Why is that?" asked the other fly.
And the fly replied, "Because dogs give a shit."

 

A fly walked into a bar.  The bartender swatted it  and that was it.