I AM GRATEFUL

I am grateful for my shoes.  If it wasn't for my shoes, then I wouldn't have a sole.



I am grateful for mountains.  If it wasn't for mountains, then we wouldn't have molehills.



I am grateful for my bicycle.  If it wasn't for my bicycle, then there would be less dust in my storage unit.



I am grateful for children.  If it wasn't for children, then I would have no mentors.



I am grateful for ceremony.  If it wasn't for ceremony, then I wouldn't have a cerebank account.



I am grateful for birds.  If it wasn't for birds, then people would never wash their cars.



I am grateful for roads.  If it wasn't for roads, then we would have a buildup on one side of chickens.



I am grateful for religion.  If it wasn't for religion, then we wouldn't have hatred and wars. 



I am grateful for cats.  If it wasn't for cats then we would have less pictures on Facebook. 



I am grateful for grateful.  If it wasn't for grateful, then I couldn't be grateful.

DO NOT FOLLOW THIS ADVICE . . .

HIGH VOLTAGE:  Touch the wires.

CHOKING HAZZARD:  Give to children.

SHARK-INFESTED WATERS:  Cover yourself with blood before swimming.

FLOOR SLIPPERY WHEN WET:  

Dance

 

SHARP KNIVES:  Handle carelessly. 

DRINK THE WATER:  It contains industrial waste.

PANIC!  In case of emergency.

At the end of this blog, take off your clothes and run around naked shouting, "I'm free!  I'm free!"

ARE ANSWERS CAUSED BY QUESTIONS?

Are children side effects of sex?

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Is a noose a choking hazard?

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Is a grasshopper a jumping drug addict?

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What is normal for being weird?

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Does a ghost question the meaning of its life, and wonder why it is not here?

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Is there a relationship between shopping and money?

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Is more fat a side effect of gaining weight?

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Does wood ever get board?

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Is it true that a grass-humping gardener got charged with rake? 

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Are death and destruction side effects of nuclear war?

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Is THE END the end, or just the beginning of something else?