ARE ANSWERS CAUSED BY QUESTIONS?

Are children side effects of sex?

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Is a noose a choking hazard?

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Is a grasshopper a jumping drug addict?

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What is normal for being weird?

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Does a ghost question the meaning of its life, and wonder why it is not here?

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Is there a relationship between shopping and money?

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Is more fat a side effect of gaining weight?

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Does wood ever get board?

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Is it true that a grass-humping gardener got charged with rake? 

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Are death and destruction side effects of nuclear war?

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Is THE END the end, or just the beginning of something else?

HODGEPODGE

Take a reverse-photography course if you want to learn how to leave better pictures.

           Do cars and trucks ever play bridge?

 

SOME QUESTIONS AT A GROCERY STORE

Do fish aspire to end up in a grocery store? 



Can you use tomato paste to glue food?

Do avocados ever advocate?



If there is pasta, then where can I find a presenta and a futura?


Do beans fart?  If so, then how do they say, "Excuse me"?  Can beans talk?



Does the butcher ever pig-out?



Do the ghosts of dead cows haunt the meat department?



Shouldn't you get a discount on your groceries if you use self checkout?

 

SOME JOB INTERVIEW QUESTIONS YOU WILL NEVER BE ASKED

Are you a serial killer?  (If so, then do we have to worry about losing staff if we hire you?)

How do you feel about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle?

Have you ever seen a ghost using a cell phone during a haunting?

How would you describe your guts?

Do you work well during nuclear wars?

Are you suicidal?  

Is there a God?  

Do you start to smell if you haven't washed for three months?

Would you rather be liked, or licked? 

What about your salary?  Were you expecting to be paid with money?

Can you scratch your head and rub your belly at the same time?

Do you work well with zombies?
  
Did you know that The boss is not always right, but she is always the boss?

Where will you be 347 years from now?

Is Gary Johnston the best thing since the invention of lubricants for enema nozzles?