Are you a serial killer? (If so, then do we have to worry about losing staff if we hire you?)
How do you feel about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle?
Have you ever seen a ghost using a cell phone during a haunting?
How would you describe your guts?
Do you work well during nuclear wars?
Are you suicidal?
Is there a God?
Do you start to smell if you haven't washed for three months?
Would you rather be liked, or licked?
What about your salary? Were you expecting to be paid with money?
Can you scratch your head and rub your belly at the same time?
Do you work well with zombies?
Did you know that The boss is not always right, but she is always the boss?
Where will you be 347 years from now?
Is Gary Johnston the best thing since the invention of lubricants for enema nozzles?
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