Friday, November 14, 2014

THINGS SAID THAT WILL KILL LOVE



"I love the long hair on your arms!"


"Gosh, you have such lovely eyeballs."


 "You, Beloved, are my one and only -- that is, when I'm with you."


"You take my breath away.  When was the last time you had a bath?"


"You are my love!  You are my inspiration!  You are my one and only pain in the ass."


"Please?  I only want you to touch it a bit."



"I cherish you!  I adore you!   Can you bring me another beer?"   


"I'm looking forward to spending the rest of our lives together -- except when we have to go to the bathroom."


"I love you, Emily."
"My name's Elizabeth!"
"Uh-er-uh-your name doesn't matter.  I love YOU!"

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