William Shakespeare said it best, "It's fucking cold outside!"
William Shakespeare also said, "Who the hell wrote my plays?"
The last words of Socrates? "Hey! I asked for Kool-Aid. This isn't Kool-Aid."
Walt Disney said this? "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." (Google this quote if you doubt me)
"This play is boring. Something better happen soon or else I'm leaving."
- Abraham Lincoln
"I have nothing to offer but blood, sweat and tears. I haven't got Ebola so everyone should be okay."
- Winston Churhill
"Can I have one of the three?"
- Dracula to Winston
"I'm spending waay too much money on razors!"
- The Wolfman
"The End is near!"
- A Flea on a Dog's Tail
Walt Disney said this? "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." (Google this quote if you doubt me)
"This play is boring. Something better happen soon or else I'm leaving."
- Abraham Lincoln
"I have nothing to offer but blood, sweat and tears. I haven't got Ebola so everyone should be okay."
- Winston Churhill
"Can I have one of the three?"
- Dracula to Winston
"I'm spending waay too much money on razors!"
- The Wolfman
"The End is near!"
- A Flea on a Dog's Tail
