The old rule was that one should never kiss goodnight on the first date. A kiss goodnight should come on the second or third date. That rule has been updated to Always use a condom.
At one time, people would never answer the telephone during dinner. Now people squeeze in dinner between text messages and phone calls.
People used to spend a lot of time combing their hair to make it neat. Now they spend more time . . .
Before, people would never wear ripped jeans. . .
Godzilla got away with this way back when . . .
Now he would be arrested and charged, for causing damage, and sued by all parties inconvenienced by his rude behavior.
Old mannequins?
There was a time when The End never complained . . .
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