THE OLD AND THE NEW

The old rule was that one should never kiss goodnight on the first date.  A kiss goodnight should come on the second or third date.  That rule has been updated to Always use a condom.


At one time, people would never answer the telephone during dinner.  Now people squeeze in dinner between text messages and phone calls.


People used to spend a lot of time combing their hair to make it neat.  Now they spend more time . . .

Before, people would never wear ripped jeans. . .

Godzilla got away with this way back when . . .

Now he would be arrested and charged, for causing damage, and sued by all parties inconvenienced by his rude behavior.

Old mannequins? 

There was a time when The End never complained . . .

THE INTELLIGENT THINGS PEOPLE DO . . .

People will apply unnatural products to their faces and bodies to make themselves look and smell natural.

People will say that words cannot describe their experience, and then proceed to use words to describe their experience.

People will think that they are saving money when they buy an item on sale.   They are not saving money.  They are only spending less money.   If they want save money, they should put it away and not spend it.

People will buy a new pair of jeans, and then rip them to be in style.  There's even an online site if people need help in how to rip their jeans.  (http://www.wikihow.com/Rip-Your-Own-Jeans)
Of course if people don't want to rip their own jeans, then they can buy them on ebay already ripped.

People will think that $4.99 is a better price than $5.00.

People want to be different just like other people.

People will post silly blogs hoping other people will read them.

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