THOUGHTS ON SOME SIGNS PLUS AN IDEA WANTING EXPRESSION

Black Friday until when?  Black Friday was on November 27.  How can it last until Thursday December 3?   Does money make this possible?

Exit with Caution?  I waited inside this washroom, in a grocery store, for a long time for Caution to show up so I could leave with it.  Caution never came and I exited without it.

If you did not know what the word "enter" meant, then you would not know what you are not supposed to do.

Are you sure you want to welcome everyone who shows up at your door?

No matter which way you go, you're always only going ONE WAY.

The following is not a sign.  This idea came to me, from Idea Land, begging for expression.  I could not turn it away.

Ask a fly, "What is beauty?" 

The fly will reply, "A big, stinking pile of shit!"

MY BAD MEMORY

I have a bad memory.  I know that I am all right as long I as remember that I have a bad memory.  I would not be all right if I did not remember that my memory is bad.  So, I am okay if my memory is good when I remember that I have a bad memory.

 

I have a bad memory.  I know that I am all right as long I as remember that I have a bad memory.  I would not be all right if I did not remember that my memory is bad.  So, I am okay if my memory is good when I remember that I have a bad memory.

SIGNS YOU WILL NEVER SEE II

THE INTELLIGENT THINGS PEOPLE DO . . .

People will apply unnatural products to their faces and bodies to make themselves look and smell natural.

People will say that words cannot describe their experience, and then proceed to use words to describe their experience.

People will think that they are saving money when they buy an item on sale.   They are not saving money.  They are only spending less money.   If they want save money, they should put it away and not spend it.

People will buy a new pair of jeans, and then rip them to be in style.  There's even an online site if people need help in how to rip their jeans.  (http://www.wikihow.com/Rip-Your-Own-Jeans)
Of course if people don't want to rip their own jeans, then they can buy them on ebay already ripped.

People will think that $4.99 is a better price than $5.00.

People want to be different just like other people.

People will post silly blogs hoping other people will read them.

(Picture via UofTMagazine)

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