Showing posts with label makeup. Show all posts
Showing posts with label makeup. Show all posts

Saturday, July 30, 2016

I WAS WONDERING . . .



Does a clock ever ask the time?


Can you repair a broken promise?

Do clowns wear makeup to look natural?



Do cell phones ever get irritated hearing people talk?


Which universities do thermometers attend to get their degrees? 

Is Twice lucky because lightning leaves it alone?


Should zombies worry about body odor?


Does a question give you something to ask?


Can I go now?

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

THE INTELLIGENT THINGS PEOPLE DO . . .


People will apply unnatural products to their faces and bodies to make themselves look and smell natural.

People will say that words cannot describe their experience, and then proceed to use words to describe their experience.

People will think that they are saving money when they buy an item on sale.   They are not saving money.  They are only spending less money.   If they want save money, they should put it away and not spend it.

People will buy a new pair of jeans, and then rip them to be in style.  There's even an online site if people need help in how to rip their jeans.  (http://www.wikihow.com/Rip-Your-Own-Jeans)
Of course if people don't want to rip their own jeans, then they can buy them on ebay already ripped.




People will think that $4.99 is a better price than $5.00.

People want to be different just like other people.

People will post silly blogs hoping other people will read them.

(Picture via UofTMagazine)

Thursday, January 5, 2012

SOME STUPID THINGS PEOPLE DO . . .


People love kicks that kill them.  The mountains of evidence of the harmful effects of smoking, drinking, and drugs do not deter people from indulging.  "Harmful effects happen to other people, but will never happen to me."  is the attitude.  I suppose this is true.  Hospitals and rehab centers are full of  other people.

Baseball caps and running shoes in winter?  These items are fine in spring, summer and fall.   But in winter with knee-deep, blowing  snow and subzero temperatures, many people are still wearing baseball caps and running shoes!   "It's the style," they say.  Common sense takes a back seat when it comes to being in style.

Nonconformists will join groups to be with other nonconformists.

People will preach that racism and hatred are wrong, but hate racists.

People love going out to restaurants to order homemade food.  How can homemade food be made in any place except the home?                  

Zen calendars for sale?  Zen stresses The Eternal Now.  Doesn't a calendar go against Zen philosophy?  Do people need twenty-four pages of pictures, words, boxes and numbers to remind them that time does not exist?  Apparently so.

People will wear makeup to make themselves look natural.  They wear makeup to make themselves look as if they are not wearing any makeup?

And finally there are those people who blog about stupid things people do.  These bloggers think they are superior to other people, and that they are above and beyond doing stupid things.  How stupid is that?