I WAS WONDERING . . .

Does a clock ever ask the time?


Can you repair a broken promise?

Do clowns wear makeup to look natural?

 

Do cell phones ever get irritated hearing people talk?

Which universities do thermometers attend to get their degrees? 

Is Twice lucky because lightning leaves it alone?


Should zombies worry about body odor?

Does a question give you something to ask?


Can I go now?

FRANKENSTEIN WRITES?

Frankenstein has to have a few shocks before he sits down to write.   That's right, Frankenstein is a writer.  He relies on electricity to get him through.  You might say Frankenstein is a shockaholic.

What has Frankenstein written?

 
To Kill A Shocking Bird

The Electrodes of Wrath

The Catcher In The Fusebox

Gone With The Current

Lord of the Electrons

Electrical Farm

A Portrait of Lightning as a Young Shock

Benjamin and the Kite

Watt and Peace

Of Mice and Plugs

Little Electrons

Great Electrations

The Sun Also Circuits

David Copperwire

Capacitor and Punishment

The Adventures of Huckleberry Circuit Board


Quite a prolific writer that Frankenstein.  And like all writers, he tries to write everyday.  But . . .