THINGS ROBERT BURNS NEVER SAID

Robert Burns  (January 25, 1759 - July 21, 1796) 

In honor of Robbie Burns, the Bard of Ayrshire, here are quotes that Burns never said:

Should Old Acquaintance be forgot

And never thought upon;

Good Riddance!   

The best laid schemes of mice and men

Often involve cheese.

Man's inhumanity to man makes countless thousands rich.

Critics!  Those cut-throat bandits in the paths of fame.(Oops!  He really did say that.)

Dare to be honest, and get crucified!

Finally, Robert Burns did not make this prediction:

About 145 years after I die, two brothers will be separated when they are young.  They will grow up pursuing separate careers in different countries never knowing that they are related.

Dave Keon

George Harrison

  

HAPPY ROBBIE BURNS DAY! 

FRANKENSTEIN WRITES?

Frankenstein has to have a few shocks before he sits down to write.   That's right, Frankenstein is a writer.  He relies on electricity to get him through.  You might say Frankenstein is a shockaholic.

What has Frankenstein written?

 
To Kill A Shocking Bird

The Electrodes of Wrath

The Catcher In The Fusebox

Gone With The Current

Lord of the Electrons

Electrical Farm

A Portrait of Lightning as a Young Shock

Benjamin and the Kite

Watt and Peace

Of Mice and Plugs

Little Electrons

Great Electrations

The Sun Also Circuits

David Copperwire

Capacitor and Punishment

The Adventures of Huckleberry Circuit Board


Quite a prolific writer that Frankenstein.  And like all writers, he tries to write everyday.  But . . .