Monday, January 25, 2016

THINGS ROBERT BURNS NEVER SAID

Robert Burns  (January 25, 1759 - July 21, 1796) 

In honor of Robbie Burns, the Bard of Ayrshire, here are quotes that Burns never said:

Should Old Acquaintance be forgot
And never thought upon;
Good Riddance!   


The best laid schemes of mice and men
Often involve cheese.


Man's inhumanity to man makes countless thousands rich.


Critics!  Those cut-throat bandits in the paths of fame.(Oops!  He really did say that.)


Dare to be honest, and get crucified!


Finally, Robert Burns did not make this prediction:

About 145 years after I die, two brothers will be separated when they are young.  They will grow up pursuing separate careers in different countries never knowing that they are related.

Dave Keon


George Harrison

  
HAPPY ROBBIE BURNS DAY! 

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