Talking Clocks

I WAS WONDERING . . .

Does a clock ever ask the time?


Can you repair a broken promise?

Do clowns wear makeup to look natural?

 

Do cell phones ever get irritated hearing people talk?

Which universities do thermometers attend to get their degrees? 

Is Twice lucky because lightning leaves it alone?


Should zombies worry about body odor?

Does a question give you something to ask?


Can I go now?

FUN WITH LOGIC

"Earth is flat."

"How do you know?"

"Have you ever seen Earth wearing a bra?"

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Truth is beauty and 

Beauty is a horse,

Therefore truth is a horse.

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Air is made of space and 

Space is air,

Therefore we can breath in Space.

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No matter where we go, we all have to start somewhere, Therefore we all start at the same place: Somewhere.

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"Clocks that sit on counters are smart."

"How do you know?"

"Haven't you heard of counterclockwise?"

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"Two plus two equals five."

"How can that be?"

"Four always felt that it was a number five trapped in a number four.  Four had a number-change operation and became a number five.  2 + 2 = 5."

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"Parallel lines meet."

"How?"

"I don't know, but that's my opinion and I'm entitled to my opinion."

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"THE END is near!"

"Really?"

"Yes.  At any second I will stop talking and we won't exist."

"Why do you say that?"

"I am good friends with the funny bone technician who is writing our existence, and he--"