FUN WITH LOGIC

"Earth is flat."

"How do you know?"

"Have you ever seen Earth wearing a bra?"

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Truth is beauty and 

Beauty is a horse,

Therefore truth is a horse.

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Air is made of space and 

Space is air,

Therefore we can breath in Space.

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No matter where we go, we all have to start somewhere, Therefore we all start at the same place: Somewhere.

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"Clocks that sit on counters are smart."

"How do you know?"

"Haven't you heard of counterclockwise?"

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"Two plus two equals five."

"How can that be?"

"Four always felt that it was a number five trapped in a number four.  Four had a number-change operation and became a number five.  2 + 2 = 5."

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"Parallel lines meet."

"How?"

"I don't know, but that's my opinion and I'm entitled to my opinion."

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"THE END is near!"

"Really?"

"Yes.  At any second I will stop talking and we won't exist."

"Why do you say that?"

"I am good friends with the funny bone technician who is writing our existence, and he--"  

LINKS ON A CHAIN AND OTHER UNCONNECTED STUFF

How do links on a chain know which one is the weakest?

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Are stormy marriages caused by climate change?

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A house divided against itself . . . 
equals one?

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A penny saved isn't much these days.

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A leopard can't change its spots, but its mood swings are a different story.

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Where is the thousand-word painting done by A. Picture?

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 If the beholder wants to see, then it better have an eye surgeon remove beauty.

I MUSE BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A LIFE . . .

Was Rodin's Thinker so immersed in thought that he didn't feel the pain while sitting naked on a rough rock?


Do fish ever go humaning?  If so, then what do they use as bait?  Money?  When fish catch a small human, do they throw it back on the land?


Judging by some of the people we see, shouldn't stores have a Beauty Department, and an Ugly Department?


It's March Break.  Who will fix it?


Laundry!  Yuck!  Why doesn't someone invent self-cleaning clothes, towels and bedding?


When you don't have a life, are you finished when you get to The End?

THOUGHTS ON SOME SIGNS PLUS AN IDEA WANTING EXPRESSION

Black Friday until when?  Black Friday was on November 27.  How can it last until Thursday December 3?   Does money make this possible?

Exit with Caution?  I waited inside this washroom, in a grocery store, for a long time for Caution to show up so I could leave with it.  Caution never came and I exited without it.

If you did not know what the word "enter" meant, then you would not know what you are not supposed to do.

Are you sure you want to welcome everyone who shows up at your door?

No matter which way you go, you're always only going ONE WAY.

The following is not a sign.  This idea came to me, from Idea Land, begging for expression.  I could not turn it away.

Ask a fly, "What is beauty?" 

The fly will reply, "A big, stinking pile of shit!"