WORDS FROM TWO NEWSPAPERS THAT MADE ME THINK . . .

This is from The Toronto Sun.  The caption reads: Rob Ford's desk sits empty in Toronto City Hall Council Chambers hours after the announcement of his death yesterday.

Does The Toronto Sun have to explain why Rob Ford's seat is empty?  Shouldn't Rob Ford's seat be empty hours after the announcement of his death?  The Sun would have quite a story if the picture showed Rob Ford sitting at his desk after he died.

Reporting on the Liberal's Federal budget, The Toronto Star talked to people in different circumstances to show how the budget will affect Canadians in general.  The Star talked to real Canadians . . .  

Are there unreal Canadians?  Did The Star choose to talk to real Canadians because unreal Canadians are harder to find?  Does the Citizenship and Immigration Department ask immigrants, "Would you like to be a real or unreal Canadian?"

I MUSE BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A LIFE . . .

Was Rodin's Thinker so immersed in thought that he didn't feel the pain while sitting naked on a rough rock?


Do fish ever go humaning?  If so, then what do they use as bait?  Money?  When fish catch a small human, do they throw it back on the land?


Judging by some of the people we see, shouldn't stores have a Beauty Department, and an Ugly Department?


It's March Break.  Who will fix it?


Laundry!  Yuck!  Why doesn't someone invent self-cleaning clothes, towels and bedding?


When you don't have a life, are you finished when you get to The End?