FUN WITH LOGIC

"Earth is flat."

"How do you know?"

"Have you ever seen Earth wearing a bra?"

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Truth is beauty and 

Beauty is a horse,

Therefore truth is a horse.

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Air is made of space and 

Space is air,

Therefore we can breath in Space.

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No matter where we go, we all have to start somewhere, Therefore we all start at the same place: Somewhere.

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"Clocks that sit on counters are smart."

"How do you know?"

"Haven't you heard of counterclockwise?"

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"Two plus two equals five."

"How can that be?"

"Four always felt that it was a number five trapped in a number four.  Four had a number-change operation and became a number five.  2 + 2 = 5."

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"Parallel lines meet."

"How?"

"I don't know, but that's my opinion and I'm entitled to my opinion."

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"THE END is near!"

"Really?"

"Yes.  At any second I will stop talking and we won't exist."

"Why do you say that?"

"I am good friends with the funny bone technician who is writing our existence, and he--"  

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