Archimedes' Screw has nothing to do with sex.
It won't be long before Nuclear Physics becomes Oldclear Physics.
Schrodinger's cat somehow escaped from the sealed box, and became an alive or dead quantum mechanic. As an alive or dead quantum mechanic, Schrodinger's cat repaired alive or dead particle-accelerating magnetic mousetraps.
The Uncertainty Principle deals with whether a person will get lucky on a date.
Heinrich Hertz was the first to prove the existence of electromagnetic pain.
The apparent magnitude of the luminosity of Earth may be lost when the Earth's atoms go on shopping trips in the dark.
If the two types of atoms have different masses, then they end up buying clothes at different stores.
Now that he is dead, Albert Einstein often plays dice with God. But God still refuses to play dice with the universe.
Quarkio and Leptonette by William Shakeinstein. It's about two star-crossed subatomic particles that fall in love much to the disapproval of their atoms.
Menopausal female physicists frequently have bursts of thermodynamic energy.
Truth is stranger than physics because you read it on the Internet.
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