Monday, March 14, 2016

BIRTHDAY GIFTS FOR ALBERT EINSTEIN


Albert Einstein was born Friday March 14,1879.  That makes him 137 years old.  In three more years he will be eligible to be a time warp.





What do you buy Albert for his birthday?


You could buy him an E, and he can emcee-square it if he wants.


Perhaps Albert could use a personality.  Everyone mentions his genius, but no one mentions his personality.


Albert might like a tape measure for his birthday.  That way he could see how long a beam of light takes to complete high school.


How about a gift card for a haircut.  No doubt Albert could use that.


 
Whatever you decide to buy Albert for his birthday, remember that he is 137 years old. Be patient because he may take a time warp to open your gift.

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