OTHER EXPLANATIONS FOR EINSTEIN'S THEORY OF RELATIVITY

Albert Einstein died Monday April 18, 1955.  Relatively speaking, he is dead.

Here are some other explanations for 

Eggs equals Mess if you Crack them twice.


Eagerness equals Much Crack taken twice.


Edginess equals Many Cranky two-year olds.


Easter equals Making Christ live twice.


Eczema equals Meditating on Crabs squared.


Embarrassment equals Making Crazy blogs more than twice.


Endings equals Magnificent Curtains squared or joined signalling The Show Is Over!

 

BIRTHDAY GIFTS FOR ALBERT EINSTEIN

Albert Einstein was born Friday March 14,1879.  That makes him 137 years old.  In three more years he will be eligible to be a time warp.

What do you buy Albert for his birthday?


You could buy him an E, and he can emcee-square it if he wants.


Perhaps Albert could use a personality.  Everyone mentions his genius, but no one mentions his personality.


Albert might like a tape measure for his birthday.  That way he could see how long a beam of light takes to complete high school.


How about a gift card for a haircut.  No doubt Albert could use that.

 
Whatever you decide to buy Albert for his birthday, remember that he is 137 years old. Be patient because he may take a time warp to open your gift.

EINSTEIN EQUATIONS INCORPORATED

I am the Senior Imaginary Number for Einstein Equations Incorporated. I facilitate the calculations of impossible things. I just finished calculating the amount of hot air in political speeches. Thank Joe numbers are infinite! (Joe lives next door. He often takes gratitude for God when God is either busy or does not exist.)

I started out at Einstein Equations Incorporated as a Junior Imaginary Number. I worked my way through the square roots of negative numbers. I also taught myself how to use knee pads. I was soon promoted.

I enjoy my job. I'll never retire. I plan to work at Einstein Equations Incorporated, as the Senior Imaginary Number, until my number is up.