EINSTEIN EQUATIONS INCORPORATED

I am the Senior Imaginary Number for Einstein Equations Incorporated. I facilitate the calculations of impossible things. I just finished calculating the amount of hot air in political speeches. Thank Joe numbers are infinite! (Joe lives next door. He often takes gratitude for God when God is either busy or does not exist.)

I started out at Einstein Equations Incorporated as a Junior Imaginary Number. I worked my way through the square roots of negative numbers. I also taught myself how to use knee pads. I was soon promoted.

I enjoy my job. I'll never retire. I plan to work at Einstein Equations Incorporated, as the Senior Imaginary Number, until my number is up.