BIRTHDAY GIFTS FOR ALBERT EINSTEIN

Albert Einstein was born Friday March 14,1879.  That makes him 137 years old.  In three more years he will be eligible to be a time warp.

What do you buy Albert for his birthday?


You could buy him an E, and he can emcee-square it if he wants.


Perhaps Albert could use a personality.  Everyone mentions his genius, but no one mentions his personality.


Albert might like a tape measure for his birthday.  That way he could see how long a beam of light takes to complete high school.


How about a gift card for a haircut.  No doubt Albert could use that.

 
Whatever you decide to buy Albert for his birthday, remember that he is 137 years old. Be patient because he may take a time warp to open your gift.

WHERE DOES THE TIME GO?

January 6, 2015 already?  Last year this time it was January 6, 2014.  Two years ago it was January 6, 2013.  I think I see a pattern.

How come time goes so fast?  It seems as if it was only yesterday that I was in Grade 3 and being yelled at for picking my nose.  And wasn't it only this morning that I was 35 years old and graduating from high school?  Where does the time go?

Here are some of the reasons time goes so fast:

- Time has the runs;

- Time rushes to try to catch Now becoming Then;

- Time wants to get to McDonald's before the breakfast menu ends;

- Time is trying to shake off its past;

- Time is trying to go back in time to change its past;

- Time is about to give birth;

- Time is late for its appointment with its therapist;

   (Time constantly sees a therapist to deal with the emotional trauma caused by people beating the clock.)

- Time is addicted to methamphetamine;

- Time slept in and is late for Eternity.

These are only a some of the reasons time goes so fast.  Are these reasons true?  Time will tell.