January 6, 2015 already? Last year this time it was January 6, 2014. Two years ago it was January 6, 2013. I think I see a pattern.
How come time goes so fast? It seems as if it was only yesterday that I was in Grade 3 and being yelled at for picking my nose. And wasn't it only this morning that I was 35 years old and graduating from high school? Where does the time go?
Here are some of the reasons time goes so fast:
- Time has the runs;
- Time rushes to try to catch Now becoming Then;
- Time wants to get to McDonald's before the breakfast menu ends;
- Time is trying to shake off its past;
- Time is trying to go back in time to change its past;
- Time is about to give birth;
- Time is late for its appointment with its therapist;
(Time constantly sees a therapist to deal with the emotional trauma caused by people beating the clock.)
- Time is addicted to methamphetamine;
- Time slept in and is late for Eternity.
These are only a some of the reasons time goes so fast. Are these reasons true? Time will tell.
