I'm not sure how I died. The last thing I remember was eating Einstein's Theory of Relativity, and then I blacked out. I must have choked or something. I found myself floating through a tunnel. I saw graffiti on the tunnel's wall:
ATHEIST GO HOME!
MY HEAVEN IS BETTER THAN YOUR HEAVEN
GOD LOVES EVERYTHING EXCEPT SOULS WHO SCRIBBLE ON HIS TUNNEL WALLS
A light at the end of the tunnel grew brighter and brighter. "If I was as bright as that light," I thought, "then I would not have to struggle to come up with blogs."
The tunnel ended. There I was surrounded by a loving bright white light. My whole life passed before me. I felt the consequences of all my actions and thoughts. I even felt the pain I had caused the spermatozoa that died in the shower when I was a teenager, and again as an adult after I was married.
Suddenly I was back in my body after I heard a deep loving voice say, "Go back. Go back. It is your time, but we don't want you here."
