If I wasn't a funny bone technician, then I'd be . . .
A Critic - What fun to be paid to be afraid to do anything except find fault, find fault, find fault.
A Door - I get to open and close, and open and close while people handled my knob.
A Pleasant Memory - Wow! Being paid to have everyone remember you.
The Weather - I would get a salary to be as fickle, inconstant, changeable, mercurial, variable, and unpredictable as I wanted to.
A Pain In The Ass - Perhaps I am already one, but it would be nice to be paid for it.
The End - Being paid to be The End would mean that I would not have to do anything because my work is always done.
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