IF I WASN'T A FUNNY BONE TECHNICIAN . . .

If I wasn't a funny bone technician, then I'd be . . . 


A Critic - What fun to be paid to be afraid to do anything except find fault, find fault, find fault.


A Door - I get to open and close, and open and close while people handled my knob.


A Pleasant Memory - Wow!  Being paid to have everyone remember you.


The Weather - I would get a salary to be as fickle, inconstant, changeable, mercurial, variable, and unpredictable as I wanted to.


 A Pain In The Ass - Perhaps I am already one, but it would be nice to be paid for it.


The End - Being paid to be The End would mean that I would not have to do anything because my work is always done.


 

THE SPIRITUAL SAYINGS OF BOOAZ II

Often occurs often in the English language.

Husbands would have less stress if they listened to and obeyed their wives.

If humans search the heavens, they will find intelligent inchworms.

The time has come to clear our collective unconscious of unnecessary ideas.

No French kisses exist in war.

We need to create an award for being the Best Pain In The Ass.

Keep your theater and concert tickets, for they will be worthless one day.

What I say is true when I say it.  (The passage of time may prove otherwise.)

The End is near

The End is here

Long live The End!