Showing posts with label French Kiss. Show all posts
Showing posts with label French Kiss. Show all posts

Thursday, March 26, 2015

THE SPIRITUAL SAYINGS OF BOOAZ II




Often occurs often in the English language.

Husbands would have less stress if they listened to and obeyed their wives.

If humans search the heavens, they will find intelligent inchworms.

The time has come to clear our collective unconscious of unnecessary ideas.

No French kisses exist in war.

We need to create an award for being the Best Pain In The Ass.

Keep your theater and concert tickets, for they will be worthless one day.

What I say is true when I say it.  (The passage of time may prove otherwise.)

The End is near
The End is here
Long live The End!

Monday, July 5, 2010

THREE THINGS YOU WILL NEVER SEE WHEN THE QUEEN VISITS

1 -  You will never see Queen Elizabeth march in a Gay Pride Parade.  (You will see other queens, but not The Queen.)

2 - You will never see Queen Elizabeth suddenly change into black clothing, smash store windows and set fire to police cars, and then blend into the rest of her visit by changing back into her royal clothing.

3 - You will never see Queen Elizabeth French kiss Prince Philip in public.  (I can't see them French kissing in private either given the long-standing rivalry between the English and the French.)