THREE THINGS YOU WILL NEVER SEE WHEN THE QUEEN VISITS

1 -  You will never see Queen Elizabeth march in a Gay Pride Parade.  (You will see other queens, but not The Queen.)

2 - You will never see Queen Elizabeth suddenly change into black clothing, smash store windows and set fire to police cars, and then blend into the rest of her visit by changing back into her royal clothing.

3 - You will never see Queen Elizabeth French kiss Prince Philip in public.  (I can't see them French kissing in private either given the long-standing rivalry between the English and the French.)