THE SPIRITUAL SAYINGS OF BOOAZ II

Often occurs often in the English language.

Husbands would have less stress if they listened to and obeyed their wives.

If humans search the heavens, they will find intelligent inchworms.

The time has come to clear our collective unconscious of unnecessary ideas.

No French kisses exist in war.

We need to create an award for being the Best Pain In The Ass.

Keep your theater and concert tickets, for they will be worthless one day.

What I say is true when I say it.  (The passage of time may prove otherwise.)

The End is near

The End is here

Long live The End!

IDEAS TO IMPROVE THE WORLD

Make terrorists study acupuncture and put needles in their bombs.  The bombs may still destroy buildings, but bombing victims will feel better.

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Instead of paying politicians a salary, pay them for each time they tell the truth.

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To  stop littering, give people tickets to theaters and sporting events in exchange for their garbage.

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Have time limits for wars as there are in any game.  If a war isn't won in 24 hours, then it ends in a tie.

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Pass a law that all junk food must be organic.

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Change the laws so that no one can go on strike without first getting permission from his or her employer.

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And finally, to make the world a better place, prohibit blogs like this one.