Make terrorists study acupuncture and put needles in their bombs. The bombs may still destroy buildings, but bombing victims will feel better.
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Instead of paying politicians a salary, pay them for each time they tell the truth.
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To stop littering, give people tickets to theaters and sporting events in exchange for their garbage.
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Have time limits for wars as there are in any game. If a war isn't won in 24 hours, then it ends in a tie.
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Pass a law that all junk food must be organic.
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Change the laws so that no one can go on strike without first getting permission from his or her employer.
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And finally, to make the world a better place, prohibit blogs like this one.
