Showing posts with label leptons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label leptons. Show all posts

Monday, October 22, 2012

TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN PHYSICS . . .

Archimedes' Screw has nothing to do with sex.

It won't be long before Nuclear Physics becomes Oldclear Physics.


Schrodinger's cat somehow escaped from the sealed box, and became an alive or dead quantum mechanic.  As an alive or dead quantum mechanic, Schrodinger's cat repaired alive or dead  particle-accelerating magnetic mousetraps.

The Uncertainty Principle deals with whether a person will get lucky on a date. 

Heinrich Hertz was the first to prove the existence of electromagnetic pain.

The apparent magnitude of the luminosity of Earth may be lost when the Earth's  atoms go on shopping trips in the dark.

If the two types of atoms have different masses, then they end up buying clothes at different stores.

Now that he is dead, Albert Einstein often plays dice with God.  But God still refuses to play dice with the universe.

Quarkio and Leptonette by William Shakeinstein.  It's about two star-crossed subatomic particles that fall in love much to the disapproval of their atoms.


Menopausal female physicists frequently have bursts of thermodynamic energy. 

Truth is stranger than physics because you read it on the Internet.  

(This picture has nothing to do with this blog, and is posted here for no reason.)




Sunday, September 25, 2011

CONVERSATION WITH MY BLOG . . .



Blog:  Hey Gary!  It's been awhile.  Where have you been?

Me:    All over the place both in mind and body.  I packed up all my "stuff " and put it in storage.  I am still living out of a suitcase.

Blog:  Where are you now?

Me:   The other side of The Milky Way.  It's nice this time of the year.  I love how the voids change colors.

Blog:  So, you are in a period of transition?

Me:   Yes, I was in one place for twenty years.  Twenty years!  The war between the Quarks and the Leptons forced me to move.  They have stopped fighting, but my place is not matter now.  I cannot move back.   I am looking for another place -- preferably in Reality.  I will live "elsewhere" if I cannot find it.

Blog:  Well, how kind of you to stop by.  You have a good heart.

Me:      Thanks.  My heart is in the right place, but my mind is in a box  . . .  somewhere.