CONVERSATION WITH MY BLOG . . .

Blog:  Hey Gary!  It's been awhile.  Where have you been?

Me:    All over the place both in mind and body.  I packed up all my "stuff " and put it in storage.  I am still living out of a suitcase.

Blog:  Where are you now?

Me:   The other side of The Milky Way.  It's nice this time of the year.  I love how the voids change colors.

Blog:  So, you are in a period of transition?

Me:   Yes, I was in one place for twenty years.  Twenty years!  The war between the Quarks and the Leptons forced me to move.  They have stopped fighting, but my place is not matter now.  I cannot move back.   I am looking for another place -- preferably in Reality.  I will live "elsewhere" if I cannot find it.

Blog:  Well, how kind of you to stop by.  You have a good heart.

Me:      Thanks.  My heart is in the right place, but my mind is in a box  . . .  somewhere.

FEMALE PRIESTS

Why is it okay for a woman to be the Mother of God, but not okay for a woman to be a priest?

A TROUBLING TRIP

I just got back from Iceland. I was visiting a friend. We got into an argument and she is a volcano and--uh-er . . . Well you know the rest.

THE ARROGANCE OF HUMAN BEINGS

Human beings do not include themselves when they talk about and/or judge people. Of course, this does not include me.

THE MEANING OF LIFE

What is the meaning of life? Paying taxes. If you think that your life is meaningless, then don't file a tax return. Watch how important your life suddenly becomes.

HEADLINE YOU MAY NEVER SEE . . .

CAR DIES AFTER HITTING PEDESTRIAN

CONFUSED NEWS?

The Supreme Court ruled that the Canadian government can't make Omar Kadir wear a burka while he is driving a Toyota in France.

NO MORE HOLDING MY BREATH!

David Letterman!  You jerk!  You said that you would call.   Everyday I sit by my telephone holding my breath.  No calls.   All you men are the same.  You have your way, and then you never call!

Thanks for the spot on You Tube.