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Thoughts On People

What exactly was God thinking when he created people?  Was he trying to improve things?  


Are some people really worth their weight in gold? Isn't it more accurate to say that they are worth their weight in flesh?


If people grew down, they would still grow up.


People are people we don't know.


People are a biological disturbance.

People are like the Great Sphinx: they have heads of stone.


People have magical powers when it comes to money: they can make it disappear.


People who reincarnate do not need life insurance.


Cannibals can lose weight if they cut down on their people.


Is it a coincidence that people and pollution both begin with p?


People are a lot like everyone else.


Ever since God created people, he's been ashamed to show his face.

GROUNDHOG QUESTIONS AND OTHER STUFF

Does a groundhog seeing its shadow have anything to do with Black History?

Do invisible groundhogs ever see their shadows?

Why did the ground hog cross the road?
It was following a chicken's shadow.

Why did another groundhog cross the road?
It didn't.  Roadkill.

A groundhog walks into a bar looking so sad and the bartender says, "What's wrong?"
The groundhog says, "Gimme a stiff drink.  My shadow left me for Peter Pan." 

(I used the following joke before, and am using it again because I have a bad memory.)

Jian Ghomeshi saw his shadow this morning, and it was Bill Cosby.


"Mommy, why do people think we can forecast the weather with our shadows?" asked the little groundhog.
"Who knows?" said the mother. "People think a lot of silly things."

NAZI SYMPATHIZER

I am a Nazi sympathizer.  I feel sorry for the Nazis and other white supremacists.   Why?   Because they believe that you can make a super race from human beings.   One group of human beings superior to another?    How sad that there are people who believe this.

 No matter how you make, shape or colour mud . . .  it is still mud.

THIS HOUSE

The front door is this house's mouth.

The windows are its eyes.

When it opens its mouth this house says, "People!"

Is this house very wise?

THE ARROGANCE OF HUMAN BEINGS

Human beings do not include themselves when they talk about and/or judge people. Of course, this does not include me.

GOD IS LOVE?

If God is love, then why don't people say,
"I God you."?