On Windows

A window walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What will it be?"
And the window said, "I'll have a glass--never mind, I already have some."


"Why did the windows cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To meet Bill Gates."


"How many windows does it take to change a Salvador Dali light bulb?"
"How many?"
"Melting glass."

"Knock.  Knock."

"Who's there?"

"Window."

"Window who?"

"Just Window.  I only have one name because that funny bone guy couldn't think of a funny ending to this joke."

"What's the difference between a window and a door?"

"I don't know."

"Geez, you must make some interesting entrances."

Does the window of opportunity ever knock?

Is there a solution that cleans stained glass windows?

"Why did you come in here if you already have a glass?" asked the bartender.

"I dunno," said the window.  "It seemed like a nice way to begin this blog."

THIS HOUSE

The front door is this house's mouth.

The windows are its eyes.

When it opens its mouth this house says, "People!"

Is this house very wise?