FUN WITH ALIENS

An alien walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What will it be?"

The alien says, "Nothing for me, but you're about to have an anal probe."

Q:  Why did the alien cross the road?

A:  To abduct a chicken.

An alien walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What will it--wait a minute.  Didn't I see you at the beginning of this blog?"

The alien says, "Yes."

The bartender says, "I remember that you came in here and that you did not order anything.  I don't remember what happened after that."

 

NAZI SYMPATHIZER

I am a Nazi sympathizer.  I feel sorry for the Nazis and other white supremacists.   Why?   Because they believe that you can make a super race from human beings.   One group of human beings superior to another?    How sad that there are people who believe this.

 No matter how you make, shape or colour mud . . .  it is still mud.