An alien walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What will it be?"
The alien says, "Nothing for me, but you're about to have an anal probe."
Q: Why did the alien cross the road?
A: To abduct a chicken.
An alien walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What will it--wait a minute. Didn't I see you at the beginning of this blog?"
The alien says, "Yes."
The bartender says, "I remember that you came in here and that you did not order anything. I don't remember what happened after that."
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