Monday, February 27, 2017

Thoughts On People


What exactly was God thinking when he created people?  Was he trying to improve things?  


Are some people really worth their weight in gold? Isn't it more accurate to say that they are worth their weight in flesh?


If people grew down, they would still grow up.


People are people we don't know.


People are a biological disturbance.



People are like the Great Sphinx: they have heads of stone.


People have magical powers when it comes to money: they can make it disappear.


People who reincarnate do not need life insurance.


Cannibals can lose weight if they cut down on their people.


Is it a coincidence that people and pollution both begin with p?


People are a lot like everyone else.


Ever since God created people, he's been ashamed to show his face.

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