The Virgin Mary sells olive oil.
Donald Trump always fights with his hair, and his hair often wins.
After Jesus rose from the dead, he tried to go to the United States. He was denied entry because he was from the Middle East.
Martin Luther King had trouble remembering his dreams.
Planet Venus and Planet Mars are lovers.
Elephants often forget, but they can remember Martin Luther King's dreams.
Taxes = Theft
George Washington lied about always telling the truth.
The Pope is Jewish, and is hiding from the Nazis.
The truth does not set you free, and will often get you into more trouble.
Rabbits formed a union and stopped magicians from pulling rabbits out of hats.
They're onto me! How much longer will they allow me to reveal secrets before they--
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